At 04:03 PM 12/21/97 EST, Nmvhook wrote:
>Warning: This might be classified as humor or junk mail. Hope some of you
>enjoy it. It was sent to me by friends who are missionaries in Japan. Merry
>Christmas to all. Nancy V
>
>
> LETTER FROM AN ARKANSAS MOTHER TO HER SON
>
>Dear Son:
>
> I am writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
>where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents
>happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send
>you the address cause the last family that lived here took the house numbers
>with them so they would not have to change their address.
>
> This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it,
>pulled down on the handle and haven't seen them since. It only rained twice
>this week, three days the first time and four the second time.
>
> The coat you wanted me to send you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too
>heavy to send in the mail with all them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and
>put them in the pockets.
>
> We got a bill from the funeral home, said if we didn't make the last payment
>on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.
>
> About your father, he has a lovely new job. He has over five hundred men
>under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery.
>
> About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether
>it's a boy or girl, so I don't know if you are an Aunt or an Uncle.
>
> Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving,
>the other two was in the back. The driver got out, he rolled down the window
>and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they could not get the tailgate
>down.
>
> Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out,
>but he fought them off, then he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for
>three days.
>
> Not much more news this time, nothing much happened.
>
> Write more often.
>
>Love, Mom
>
>P.S. I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.
>
i have a home in ark enjoyed it i have trouble on who sends posts just a
dirty old man. that is why at the end i like email names and address. at the
end. but thear is others to please on offence
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