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Oh, dear, it looks like I started something with this "Middle Age" business. Why am I not surprised? Maybe it is time to weigh anchor on our boat before the barnacles beach us! Happy holidays to you and yours Elizabeth [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Ken Becker <[log in to unmask]> To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> Date: 22. prosince 1997 18:52 Subject: Re: Non-PD, Visual Aid for Online >Barb, somehow I got to read this, so I guess I should comment! Using the >"new math" principles middle age is anywhere from 29 to about 88years, 4 >months and 7 units. I don't know what units are, but if you study new math, it >will explain it in detail. >So if you expect to live to be somewhere between 58 and 176 years, 8 months >and 14 units, you may already be "middle age" If you need to translate this >into metric terms, you will live to be 176.4 Kilometers, Centigrade, you can >drop the units, but please drop them carefully, they have been known to crack, >NO one should have to live with even ONE cracked unit! These results were >calculated using the principles of Calculus, and your mileage may vary. Before >anyone questions the accuracy of my results, please note, I was always in the >top 99.8 % of my classes! >Please send all replies to a charity of your choice. [log in to unmask] >