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YIKES, Bruce! MOI write code and/or design software? Notta chance, m'dear.... not a chance!! If _I_ wrote any programs when I worked on MSN the Microsoft stock'd prolly be going for $1.05 a share!!! And as soon as the "Written-by-Barb" program was out on the market, the sock would THEN drop to $.02 a share! <grin> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] ---------- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of B. Bruce Anderson Sent: Saturday, December 27, 1997 6:54 AM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Re: A few Hanukkah jokes Barb. You MEAN............you detected an ERROR!!!?. Actually, I got a new computer this week, and this thing is kind of scary. Things all didn't work right at first - Spell Checker, is one example. It's not automatic like it used to be, and at first it would only correct the letter i when I didn't capitalize it. Now it works, but it's still not automatic.My e-mail is now connected to something called MS Outllook. You didn't happen to design this piece of crapola when you were Bill's chief programer, did you? If you did, I take it all back. Wonderful piece of software! Potential to save the world!! -----Original Message----- From: Barbara Mallut <[log in to unmask]> To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> Date: Saturday, December 27, 1997 7:35 PM Subject: Re: A few Hanukkah jokes ><LOL> Thanks Bruce! Those Hanukkah jokes were a first for this Jewish girl! > I'm just wondering how your spell checker responded when hit by THIS >message! <grin> > >Barb Mallut >[log in to unmask] > >---------- >From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of B. Bruce Anderson >Sent: Saturday, December 27, 1997 3:53 AM >To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN >Subject: Fw: A few Hanukkah jokes > >Subject: A few Hanukkah jokes > > >>WHAT TO DO ON CHRISTMAS EVE >> - Submitted by Craig Steinberg >> --------------------------------- >> >>Twas the night before Christmas, and we, being Jews, >>My girlfriend and me -- we had nothing to do. >>The Gentiles were home, hanging stocking with care, >>Secure in their knowledge St. Nick would be there.