Dale - You wrote: >>> Honie12440 <[log in to unmask]> 01/14/98 09:24pm >>> >>> In our area we have a large and I mean a real large supermarket . . . and one of the amenities is electrical shopping carts . . . they did not forsee was that a couple of Parkies would feel the need to test drive each style to gauge their handling characterists. . . . The meat patrol spotted us speeding from their vantage point behind the hot dogs and gave chase. We tried to out run them but the banana police set up a road block in the grapefruit section and our batterys were running low or they would never have caught us.<<< Dale, what's next? Toilet-papering the deli counter? Short-sheeting the meat manager? Plastic vomit near the coffee grinder? You rapscallion! Have a little respect for the great institution of the American Super Market. Stephan 53/7