Don, what a day! You sound like you enjoyed yourself through the good, the bad and the smelly! Good for you! You might be asked to attend another church in the future, remember God works in mysterious ways! LOL If you want to come to our Temple you get free food and wine after the service, and if you fall, you get an extra prayer free! You might have to change your name to something like "McKinleyberg" if you want to join permanently (LOL) Our Rabbi has a good sense of humor, so you'd get along good. [log in to unmask]