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A little something for you Bronco fans . . . . . . >> An explosion killed a Navy boilerman, and he wound up in hell. >> Accustomed to stoking fires and working in extremely hot temperatures, >> he found hell quite comfortable. When Satan went to check out the new >> arrival, he found him sitting in his room smiling. ``You like this?'' >> Satan asked. ``Yes, sir,'' said the sailor. ``This feels like a spring >> day to me.''` Not wanting the new guy to be too comfortable, Satan >> decided to turn up the heat in the former sailor's new quarters. When >> he went back to see how he was doing, the sailor was still happy. He >> hadn't even broken a sweat. ``I love this kind of weather,'' he told >> Satan. Satan decided to try something different. He turned the heat >> off and made the sailor's room so cold that icicles formed on the >> walls. But when Satan went in to check on the guy, his room was icy, >> and he was shivering, but he was still grinning from ear to ear. ``Why >> are you still so happy?'' Satan demanded. ``Don't you realize that >> this is hell, and that it's now freezing over in here?!'' >> ``But you don't understand,'' said the sailor. ``I'm from Denver, and >> this must mean the Broncos have finally won the Super Bowl!'' >>