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Good news Barb, you could get a special wireless electronic device to guard your antennas, and all it takes is an antenna antenna! Just picture a neat little replica of the Eiffle tower in solid gold attached to each of your existing car antennas! (WHAT? you say you already HAVE one, and you STILL can't spot your car? ) Easy solution: Buy a 59 Cadillac stretch limousine, and it will take up the whole parking lot, while others curse you and park on the street. You can buy it with the proceeds from selling your antenna farm! Serious part: I used to confuse my left hand and right hand until I noticed I have a birthmark on my left hand, then all I had to worry about was east and west! I don't worry about getting lost, there is always someone who wants to tell me where to go!!!!! (running from angry list folks who want serious email!) Ken B