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Barb! How can you question my honesty? The only time I lie, is when I am not telling the truth! I am a close personal friend of the President, I spend my spare time in the White House. I am an advisor to the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Nasa calls me before any launches. I invented the Microprocessor, and designed the Pentium in my spare time, but the whole thing was stolen from me. Thomas Edison used to call me for help inventing new devices. I told him how to design lightbulbs that only burn out when you really need them. I designed a way to make car batteries out of chocolate ice cream. I am a partner with Don Rickles in a chain of Charm Schools. ..............and you think I would LIE? No WONDER you.re running and ducking! LOL KenB