Don.... I've hired Ken to be my official press agent to explain to the world that I'm the only woman over the age of 20 who has NOT had a relationship with the President! <grin> However... Ken has advised me that IF the Republicans offer me enough money to say I DID have a relationship with the President, and IF I split that filthy lucre with HIM, that HE - Ken - will back me up (read THAT as "lie") and will SWEAR that the president did indeed show me some private parts.... of the White House, that is! <dying laughing> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] ---------- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of donald mckinley Sent: Thursday, January 22, 1998 7:20 AM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: don's advice HEY KEN I CAN'T WHY I DON'T SEE YOU AT THE WHITE HOUSE? AS I GO 2 TIMES A WEEK TO GIVE BILL CLINTON ADVICE ON LOVE AND HOW TO KEEP HILLERY FROM WHAT IS GOING ON. AND I WAS MADE SALES REP. ON SELLING THE BROOKLING BRIGE. GIVE YOU FIRST CHANCE TO BUY. LOLO HOW ABOUT THAT I MADE A FUNNY. [log in to unmask] 73/26 LIMA,OHIO I.Y.Q DON&VIVIAN LOVE OF MY LIFE-52 BEST MEDS FOR PD IS ? DON&VIVIAN LOLO ----