Barbara Mallut <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >John... > >There's just one thing I don't get. Are ya supposed to drink the snake oil or >rub it all over your body? > >Anonymous <giggle> NO, NO, NO, Barb - you've got it ENTIRELY wrong. The therapeutic qualities of the best snake oils only start to operate when you rub it all over someone else's body (choose age, sex, colour, disposition to your own taste) then lick it off! <Vulgar snigger> -- Jeremy Browne - [log in to unmask] Hampshire, UK