From: Dennis Greene
Area Representative: Big Brother's Committee
for the Imposition of Meaningless Standards.
List Commissar for the Parkinson's List.
Comrades.
It has come to our notice that the word Parkies and the acronym PWP
are still being used by some members of the collective. This is in
direct violation of Directive 794-009858-BBCIMS-918273645 which
states:
"Members of the Parkinson's Disease collective will refere to
themselves and each other as Comrade(s) with Parkinson's Disease at
all times. No other terminology will be tolerated with the exception
of the phrase Comrade Hero(s) with Parkinson's Disease for those
comrades with 20 years or more service."
Comrades with Parkinson's Disease who disregard this directive by
using one or other of the proscribed phrases will be deprived of
Parkinson's Disease symptoms for one year. No appeal will be
considered. Comrades with Parkinson's Disease who are so foolish as
to think that they can use either phrase subject to context, will be
deprived of Parkinson's Disease for life, and required to leave the
collective.
Remember Comrades - BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING.
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Dennis Greene 48/11
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