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At 11:15 AM 1/23/98 -0500, Stephan Schwartz wrote: >Honorable Comrade with Parkinson's Disease ["HCPD"]: > Your edict was received as follows: >>>> Dennis Greene <[log in to unmask]> 01/22/98 >10:00pm >>> >>>>From: Dennis Greene > Area Representative: Big Brother's Committee > for the Imposition of Meaningless Standards. > > List Commissar for the Parkinson's List. >>>>Comrades. >It has come to our notice that the word Parkies and the >acronym PWP are still being used by some members of the >collective. This is in direct violation of Directive 794- 009858 >-BBCIMS-918273645 which states: >"Members of the Parkinson's Disease collective will refere to >themselves and each other as Comrade(s) with Parkinson's >Disease at all times. No other terminology will be tolerated >with the exception of the phrase Comrade Hero(s) with >Parkinson's Disease for those comrades with 20 years or >more service." Comrades with Parkinson's Disease who >disregard this directive by using one or other of the >proscribed phrases will be deprived of Parkinson's Disease >symptoms for one year. No appeal will be considered. >Comrades with Parkinson's Disease who are so foolish as to >think that they can use either phrase subject to context, will >be deprived of Parkinson's Disease for life, and required to >leave the collective. Remember Comrades - BIG BROTHER >IS WATCHING.<<< > > Honorable Commissar for the Parkinson's List: > The honorific of "Hero" doesn't allow for the variety and >breadth of the life situations of the CWPs in our Collective. I >respectfully suggest the following added designations: > "Paragon of Parkinson's" ["PP"] to denote a care giver . . . > "Benefactor of Parkinson's" ["BP"] to denote a care giver of >more than 20 years. . . > "Model Citizen of Parkinson's" ["MCP"] to denote a >long-time contributor to the Collective. > Comrade Commissar, please accept these suggestions >in a favorable light and do not take away my symptoms . . . >for, next to my toaster oven, my symptoms are the only >things in this modern world I can deal with. > Submitted with all due respect: > Comrade Stephan Schwartz 53/7 > ok comrade tell me you tale in 20 yrs. i may not have pd in 20 yrs from now you see you will be my age 73/26 as you see i know nothing of or about pd. you got all the answer erly. so good of came up the problen mr don not mr pd to day see ya BEST MEDS FOR PD IS A HAPPY DAY TO BE A LIVE