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Comrades May a humble worker make a suggestion to the exaulted Commissar representative from New Jersey and Western Australia. Being PC on my PC I prefer to be called "Dopaminerically Challenged" (DC) or possibly an alternative might be "Apoptosisly Compromised" (AC). But then I wouldn't know whether I was AC or DC. Now that would depending on your terminology (and interpretation of AC/DC) either PC (this time polarity confused) or SIC (sexual identity confused. Gee I'm confused Commissar but if you don't like it you can send me to Siberia. It can't be colder than Wisconsin. (We just have a better (American) football team). And in Siberia I'll have a whole new alphabet to play with. Your humble Comrade- Charlie Stephan Schwartz wrote: > > Honorable Comrade with Parkinson's Disease ["HCPD"]: > Your edict was received as follows: > >>> Dennis Greene <[log in to unmask]> 01/22/98 > 10:00pm >>> > >>>From: Dennis Greene > Area Representative: Big Brother's Committee > for the Imposition of Meaningless Standards. > > List Commissar for the Parkinson's List. > >>>Comrades. > It has come to our notice that the word Parkies and the > acronym PWP are still being used by some members of the > collective. This is in direct violation of Directive 794- 009858 > -BBCIMS-918273645 which states: > "Members of the Parkinson's Disease collective will refere to > themselves and each other as Comrade(s) with Parkinson's > Disease at all times. No other terminology will be tolerated > with the exception of the phrase Comrade Hero(s) with > Parkinson's Disease for those comrades with 20 years or > more service." Comrades with Parkinson's Disease who > disregard this directive by using one or other of the > proscribed phrases will be deprived of Parkinson's Disease > symptoms for one year. No appeal will be considered. > Comrades with Parkinson's Disease who are so foolish as to > think that they can use either phrase subject to context, will > be deprived of Parkinson's Disease for life, and required to > leave the collective. Remember Comrades - BIG BROTHER > IS WATCHING.<<< > > Honorable Commissar for the Parkinson's List: > The honorific of "Hero" doesn't allow for the variety and > breadth of the life situations of the CWPs in our Collective. I > respectfully suggest the following added designations: > "Paragon of Parkinson's" ["PP"] to denote a care giver . . . > "Benefactor of Parkinson's" ["BP"] to denote a care giver of > more than 20 years. . . > "Model Citizen of Parkinson's" ["MCP"] to denote a > long-time contributor to the Collective. > Comrade Commissar, please accept these suggestions > in a favorable light and do not take away my symptoms . . . > for, next to my toaster oven, my symptoms are the only > things in this modern world I can deal with. > Submitted with all due respect: > Comrade Stephan Schwartz 53/7 -- CHARLES T. MEYER, M.D. Middleton, WI [log in to unmask]