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Nmvhook wrote: > > A little something for you Bronco fans . . . . . . > > >> An explosion killed a Navy boilerman, and he wound up in hell. > >> Accustomed to stoking fires and working in extremely hot temperatures, > >> he found hell quite comfortable. When Satan went to check out the new > >> arrival, he found him sitting in his room smiling. ``You like this?'' > >> Satan asked. ``Yes, sir,'' said the sailor. ``This feels like a spring > >> day to me.''` Not wanting the new guy to be too comfortable, Satan > >> decided to turn up the heat in the former sailor's new quarters. When > >> he went back to see how he was doing, the sailor was still happy. He > >> hadn't even broken a sweat. ``I love this kind of weather,'' he told > >> Satan. Satan decided to try something different. He turned the heat > >> off and made the sailor's room so cold that icicles formed on the > >> walls. But when Satan went in to check on the guy, his room was icy, > >> and he was shivering, but he was still grinning from ear to ear. ``Why > >> are you still so happy?'' Satan demanded. ``Don't you realize that > >> this is hell, and that it's now freezing over in here?!'' > >> ``But you don't understand,'' said the sailor. ``I'm from Denver, and > >> this must mean the Broncos have finally won the Super Bowl!'' > >> HELL FOR DENVER FANS IS GOING TO BE LOCATED ON A FOOTBALL FIELD IN SAN DIEGO ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON. AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO VISIT HELL AFTER SUNDAY THERE WILL BE NO NEED TO BRING YOUR WINTER COAT. GO PACKERS CHARLIE -- CHARLES T. MEYER, M.D. Middleton, WI [log in to unmask]