Loved the pheasant joke and couldn't resist sending this old joke along . A bull being led to a new pasture left a dropping in the middle of the road. A small bird flew by and stopped to investigate. Pecking away, the bird found lots of tasty seeds and began to chirp with joy. It was so busy pecking and chirping that it didn't see a car approaching and the bird was hit by the car and killed. Moral of the story: If you're full of bullshit, keep your mouth shut. And that's enough BS for now. Mary