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At 10:19 PM 1/26/98 +0000, Jeremy Browne wrote: >Mary Sheehan <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > >There's another variant: >A small bird, flying high and fast during the winter, iced up and >plummeted to the ground. Thinking his last hour had come, he was lying >on the cold, hard earth in a farmyard, when a passing cow dropped a >cowpat on him, which he thought was just adding insult to injury! > >However, the warmth of the dung started to revive him, and some worms >sharing his new residence (?) provided him with a tasty meal, and, >feeling much better, he started to sing. > >His chirping sadly attracted the farm cat, who pounced on him, and ate >him for dinner! > >The two morals to this story are: >1. he who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy >2. when your sitting warm and snug in your own little pile of shit, keep >your trap shut, or someone will take away your happiness! > >Jeremy >>Loved the pheasant joke and couldn't resist sending this old joke along= >> . >> >>A bull being led to a new pasture left a dropping in the middle of the = >>road. >>A small bird flew by and stopped to investigate. Pecking away, the bird= >> found >>lots of tasty seeds and began to chirp with joy. It was so busy peckin= >>g and >>chirping that it didn't see a car approaching and the bird was hit by t= >>he car >>and killed. >> >>Moral of the story: If you're full of bullshit, keep your mouth shut. >> >>And that's enough BS for now. >>Mary >> > >-- >Jeremy Browne - [log in to unmask] >Hampshire, UK > today is the day i enjoyed list and the jokes. don&vivian