Digest Bernard Klainberg wrote: > *In error, i used my car key in our front door, > > the house started up, > > so i drove it to a better location. > ---------- > > From: donald list and the jokes. don&vivian Bernardo: Equally at fault, I used my mon-key in the front door lock and my house climbed up the nearest tree . . . now I can see for miles! Stephan 53/7