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Norm!
> > The best Norm quotes from "Cheers"!
> >
> > "What's shaking Norm?"
> > "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
> >
> > "What's new Normie?"
> > "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
> >demanding beer."
> >
> > "What'd you like Normie?"
> > "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
> >
> > "What'll you have Normie?"
> > "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
> >whatever comes out of that tap."
> > "Looks like beer, Norm."
> > "Call me Mister Lucky."
> >
> > "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
> > "Like a baby treats a diaper."
> >
> > "Hey Mr.. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
> > "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
> >
> > "Beer, Norm?"
> > "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
> >
> > "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
> > "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
> >
> > "Whatcha up to Norm?"
> > "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
> >
> > "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
> > "Poor."
> > "I'm sorry to hear that."
> > "No, I mean pour."
> >
> > "How's life treating you Norm?"
> > "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
> >
> > "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
> > "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
> >
> > "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
> > "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone
> >underwear."
> >
> > "What's the story Norm?"
> > "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
> >
> > "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
> > "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please,
> >Woody."
> >
> > "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
> > "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
> > "For a beer?"
> > "No, for stupid questions."
