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Oh yes, and now I plan to insult even more people.... but this bit of humor was just too delicious and timely to resist sharing. >STARR I ARE - a newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss I'm here to ask As you'll soon see- Did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her In your house? Did you grope Beneath her blouse? I did not do that Here or there- I did not do that Anywhere! I did not do that Near or far- I did not do that Starr-You-Are. Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek Beneath her skirt? And did you tell The girl to lie When called upon To testify? I do not like you Starr-You-Are I think that you Have gone too far. I will not answer Any more- Perhaps I will go Start a war! The public's easy To distract- When bombs are Falling on Iraq! >>>