Phil, are you a professional musician? The best part of being the son of a musician is the jokes and stories that seem to follow the business. I am also the grandson of a musician, and the father of one, I came so close to being one myself, all I needed to do was practice!!! I loved your idea for a song title.(Festinatin' Rythym)! I bet the other folks on the list could come up with more like that..........Ken B