Why Shari m'dear... if ya don't mind spending $500 for a pair of them jeans that fit perfectly (and who knows but that you might JUMP at the chance to spend that amount on a pair of jeans? Heck... maybe that's peanuts to you?) <giggling> (YEAH SUUURE IT IS!), you can get 'em at the Beverly Hills Neiman Marcus. Of course, the jeans themself are just plain old Levi's, but the studs on the pockets aren't the usual brass. They're 18 carat gold! <grin> Enjoy those new N-M jeans of yours, y'hear? <ducking> Barb ---------- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Shari & Larry Ward Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 1998 6:43 PM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Re: NEW GENE? Hey Barb... I'm waiting for someone to discover 'jeans' that fit nice but don't cut a slightly rotund, vertically challenged person, such as I, in half. Do you think it will be a long wait? Cheers, Shari 0:-) (Have you ever noticed anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? (George Carlin)