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At 01:07 AM 2/1/98 UT, Barbara Mallut wrote: >Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Joao Paulo.... BAD! <giggle> > >Hey you... YOU have a good weekend too! THEM'S ORDERS! > >Barb Mallut >[log in to unmask] > >---------- >From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Joao Paulo Carvalho >Sent: Saturday, January 31, 1998 3:24 PM >To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN >Subject: Golf's JOKE > >This is to wish a nice weekend to you folks : >--- > >A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer >drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised >his friends to play through and he would meet them at the >clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend. >After a considerable time he appeared dishoveled, bloody, >and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what >happened. > >He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could >not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious >pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly >embedded. > >It was a yellow Titlist so he knew it was not his. A woman >comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf >ball. > >The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does >this look like yours?" and that was the last thing he could >remember. >-- >Cheers, > +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + > | [log in to unmask] | > +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+ > do you mind i made copy of golf joke as my daughter and son in law are avid golfers. i was had 8 handcapp i am trying to play form elec cart. got 150 yard drive not tto much of a slice. now all i got to do is figure out how to get on greens and put with one hand. i will deep 6 the joke if you don't me to pass it around eh I.Y.Q.