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Hi Ivan, I`m still laughing :-)) Sonia -----Oprindelig meddelelse----- Fra: Ivan M Suzman <[log in to unmask]> Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN = <[log in to unmask]> Dato: 10. februar 1998 20:30 Emne: PD humor >^^^^^^WARM GREETINGS FROM^^^^^^^^^^ >Ivan Suzman 48/10 [log in to unmask] >Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 43 deg. F cloduy >*********************************************************** > >>There was this guy named Billy who was sitting in the local bar = drinking > >>a >>few bourbon and cokes one night. At about two o'clock in the morning, >>another round was offered. Though he knew he shouldn't, he took = another >>drink >>simply because it tasted too damn good. Anyway, after the final drink, >>he got >>up from his stool and immediately dropped to the floor. >> >>That was not at all what he had expected. He knew he had had quite a >>few, >>but Wow! >> >>Billy kept trying to get up, and kept falling down again. After a = half >>dozen >>attempts, he gave up and decided to crawl home. At the door of his = house > >>he >>assumed it would be better not to stand up, since he would almost >>certainly >>fall over again and wake his wife. So he crawled quietly to his bed = and >>slipped under the covers next to his wife without her noticing it. >> >>The next morning his wife spoke to him furiously. >> >>"Were you drunk again last night?," the wife asked. >> >>Billy was surprised and asked her how she knew. >> >>"Well," she said, "they just called from the bar. You forgot your >>wheelchair!" >> >>