Please folks notice that this is a story ONLY for men with high curiousity... :-) ------------------- Why Men Don't Quit While They're Ahead A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the men's restroom. Each time that he tried however, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the ladies room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked W.W., W.A., P.P., and A.T.R. Making the fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked W.W. and immediately warm water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought, "golly the gals really have it made"...Still curious, he pressed the button marked W.A. and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked P.P. yielded a large powder puff that powdered his bottom lightly with powder. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked A.T.R. When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened!? The last thing that I remember I was in the Ladies Room aboard an airplane." The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great ole time until you pressed the button marked A.T.R., which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." ------------- A great weekend good people, +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + | [log in to unmask] | +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+