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Subject:  All the wisdom in the world is on the net.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

I would explain it to you but your brain would explode.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...  till you can
find a rock.

We're prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday
life.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

Look out for #1.  And don't step in #2.

If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Enjoy, Gail