This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000A_01BD3BCE.D842CC40 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Dear List: This is a copy of Vonnegut's actual 1994 commencement address = at Syracuse U. Greg Leeman Kurt Vonnegut=20 Speech to Class of 1994: Syracuse University Commencement=20 Sunday, May 8th, 1994=20 There are three things that I very much want to say to the Class of 1994 = in this brief hail and farewell. They are things which haven=92t been said enough to = you freshly minted graduates nor to your parents or guardians, nor to me, nor to = your teachers. I will say these in the body of my speech, I=92m just setting you up for = this.=20 First, I will say thank you. Second, I will say I am truly sorry - now = that is the striking novelty among the three. We live in a time when nobody ever = seems to apologize for anything; they just weep and raise hell on the Oprah = Winfrey Show. The third thing I want to say to you at some point - probably close to = the end - is, "We love you." Now if I fail to say any of those three things in the = body of this great speech, hold up your hands, and I will remedy the deficiency.=20 And I=92m going to ask you to hold up your hands this early in the = proceedings for another reason. I first declare to you that the most wonderful thing, = the most valuable thing you can get from an education is this - the memory of one = person who could really teach, whose lessons made life and yourselves much more interesting and full of possibilities than you had previously supposed = possible. I ask this of everyone here, including all of us up here on the platform - = How many of us, how many of you, had such a teacher? Kindergarten counts. Please = hold up your hands. Hurry. You may want to remember the name of that great = teacher.=20 I thank you for being educated. There, I=92ve thanked you now; that way = I don=92t have to speak to a bunch of nincompoops. For you freshly minted college = graduates, this is a puberty ceremony long overdue. We, whose principal achievement = is that we are older than you, have to acknowledge at last that you are = grown-ups, too.=20 there are old poops possibly among us on this very day who will say that = you are not grown-ups until you have somehow survived, as they have, some famous calamity - The Great Depression, World War II, Vietnam, whatever. = Storytellers are responsible for this destructive, not to say suicidal, myth. Again and = again in stories, after some terrible mess, the character is able to say at last, = "Today, I am a woman; today I am a man. The end."=20 When I got home from World War II, my Uncle Dan clapped me on the back, = and he said, "You=92re a man now." So I killed him. Not really, but I = certainly felt like doing it.=20 Now you young twerps want a new name for your generation? Probably not, = you just want jobs, right? Well, the media do us all such tremendous favors = when they call you Generation X, right? Two clicks from the very end of the = alphabet. I hereby declare you Generation A, as much at the beginning of a series of = astonishing triumphs and failures as Adam and Eve were so long ago.=20 I apologize. I said I would apologize; I apologize now. I apologize = because of the terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There = have never been any "Good Old Days," there have just been days. And as I say to my grandchildren, "Don=92t look at me. I just got here myself."=20 So you know what I=92m going to do? I declare everybody here a member of Generation A. Tomorrow is another day for all of us.=20 Having said that, I have made us, for a few hours at least, what most of = us do not have and what we need so desperately - I have made us an extended = family, one for all and all for one. A husband, a wife and some kids is not a = family; it=92s a terribly vulnerable survival unit. Now those of you who get married or are = married, when you fight with your spouse, what each of you will be saying to the other one = actually is, "You=92re not enough people. You=92re only one person. I should have = hundreds of people around."=20 I met a man and a wife in Nigeria - Ibos. They just had a new baby. They = had a thousand relatives there in southern Nigeria, and they were going to = take that baby around and visit all the other relatives. We should all have families = like that.=20 Now, you take Dan and Marilyn Quayle, who imagine themselves as a brave, clean-cut little couple. They are surrounded by an enormous extended = family, what we should all have - I mean judges, senators, newspaper editors, = lawyers, bankers. They are not alone. And one reason they are so comfortable is that they = are members of extended families, and I would really, over the long run, = hope America would find some way to provide all of our citizens with extended = families - a large group of people they could call on for help.=20 Now, I=92ve made us an extended family. Does our family have a flag? = Well, you bet. It=92s a big orange rectangle. Orange is a very good color and = maybe the best one. It=92s full of vitamin C and cheerful associations, if one could = forget the troubles in Ireland.=20 Now this gathering is a work of art. The teacher whose name I mentioned = when we all remembered good teachers asked me one time, "What is it artists do?" = And I mumbled something. "They do two things," he said. "First, they admit = they can=92t straighten out the whole universe. And then second, they make at least = one little part of it exactly as it should be. A blob of clay, a square of canvas, = a piece of paper, or whatever." We have all worked so hard and well to make these = moments and this place exactly what it should be.=20 As I have told you, I had a bad uncle named Dan, who said a male can=92t = be a man unless he=92d gone to war. But I had a good uncle named Alex, who said, = when life was most agreeable - and it could be just a pitcher of lemonade in the = shade - he would say, "If this isn=92t nice, what is?" So I say that about what we = have achieved here right now. If he hadn=92t said that so regularly, maybe five or six = times a month, we might not have paused to notice how rewarding life can be sometimes. = Perhaps my good uncle Alex will live on in some of you members of the Syracuse = Class of 1994 if, in the future, you will pause to say out loud every so often, = "If this isn=92t nice, what is?"=20 Now, my time is up and I haven=92t even inspired you with heroic tales = of the past - Teddy Roosevelt=92s cavalry charge up San Juan Hill, Desert Storm - nor = given you visions of a glorious future - computer programs, interactive TV, the = information superhighway, speed the day. I spent too much time celebrating this very = moment and place - once the future we dreamed of so long ago. This is it. = We=92re here. How the heck did we do it?=20 A neighbor of mine, I hired him - he was a handyman - to build and "L" = on my house where I could write. He did the whole damn thing - he built the = foundation, and then the side walls and the roof. He did it all by himself. And when = it was all done, he stood back and he aid, "How the hell did I ever do that?" How = the hell did we ever do this? We did it! And if this isn=92t nice, what is?=20 I got a letter from a sappy woman a while back - she knew I was sappy = too, which is to say a lifelong Democrat. She was pregnant, and she wanted to know = if I thought it was a mistake to bring a little baby into a world as troubled = as this one is. And I replied, what made being alive almost worthwhile for me was = the saints I met. They could be almost anywhere. By saints I meant people who behaved decently and honorably in societies which were so often obscene. Perhaps = many of us here, regardless of our ages or power or wealth, can be saints for = her child to meet.=20 There was one thing I forgot to say, and I promised I would say, ant = that is, "We love you. We really do."=20 ------=_NextPart_000_000A_01BD3BCE.D842CC40 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 = http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.71.1712.3"' name=3DGENERATOR> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV> <P><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>Dear List: This is a copy of = Vonnegut's actual=20 1994 commencement address at Syracuse U.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>Greg Leeman</FONT> </P> <P> </P> <P>Kurt Vonnegut </P> <P>Speech to Class of 1994: Syracuse University Commencement </P> <P>Sunday, May 8th, 1994 </P> <P>There are three things that I very much want to say to the Class of = 1994 in=20 this brief</P> <P>hail and farewell. They are things which haven’t been said = enough to=20 you freshly</P> <P>minted graduates nor to your parents or guardians, nor to me, nor to = your=20 teachers.</P> <P>I will say these in the body of my speech, I’m just setting you = up for=20 this. </P> <P>First, I will say thank you. Second, I will say I am truly sorry - = now that=20 is the</P> <P>striking novelty among the three. We live in a time when nobody ever = seems=20 to</P> <P>apologize for anything; they just weep and raise hell on the Oprah = Winfrey=20 Show.</P> <P>The third thing I want to say to you at some point - probably close = to the=20 end - is,</P> <P>"We love you." Now if I fail to say any of those three = things in=20 the body of this great</P> <P>speech, hold up your hands, and I will remedy the deficiency. </P> <P>And I’m going to ask you to hold up your hands this early in = the=20 proceedings for</P> <P>another reason. I first declare to you that the most wonderful thing, = the=20 most</P> <P>valuable thing you can get from an education is this - the memory of = one=20 person</P> <P>who could really teach, whose lessons made life and yourselves much = more</P> <P>interesting and full of possibilities than you had previously = supposed=20 possible. I</P> <P>ask this of everyone here, including all of us up here on the = platform - How=20 many of</P> <P>us, how many of you, had such a teacher? Kindergarten counts. Please = hold=20 up</P> <P>your hands. Hurry. You may want to remember the name of that great = teacher.=20 </P> <P>I thank you for being educated. There, I’ve thanked you now; = that way I=20 don’t have</P> <P>to speak to a bunch of nincompoops. For you freshly minted college=20 graduates,</P> <P>this is a puberty ceremony long overdue. We, whose principal = achievement is=20 that</P> <P>we are older than you, have to acknowledge at last that you are = grown-ups,=20 too. </P> <P>there are old poops possibly among us on this very day who will say = that you=20 are</P> <P>not grown-ups until you have somehow survived, as they have, some = famous</P> <P>calamity - The Great Depression, World War II, Vietnam, whatever.=20 Storytellers are</P> <P>responsible for this destructive, not to say suicidal, myth. Again = and again=20 in</P> <P>stories, after some terrible mess, the character is able to say at = last,=20 "Today, I am</P> <P>a woman; today I am a man. The end." </P> <P>When I got home from World War II, my Uncle Dan clapped me on the = back,=20 and</P> <P>he said, "You’re a man now." So I killed him. Not = really, but=20 I certainly felt like</P> <P>doing it. </P> <P>Now you young twerps want a new name for your generation? Probably = not,=20 you</P> <P>just want jobs, right? Well, the media do us all such tremendous = favors when=20 they</P> <P>call you Generation X, right? Two clicks from the very end of the = alphabet. I=20 hereby</P> <P>declare you Generation A, as much at the beginning of a series of=20 astonishing</P> <P>triumphs and failures as Adam and Eve were so long ago. </P> <P>I apologize. I said I would apologize; I apologize now. I apologize = because=20 of the</P> <P>terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There = have=20 never</P> <P>been any "Good Old Days," there have just been days. And as = I say=20 to my</P> <P>grandchildren, "Don’t look at me. I just got here = myself."=20 </P> <P>So you know what I’m going to do? I declare everybody here a = member=20 of</P> <P>Generation A. Tomorrow is another day for all of us. </P> <P>Having said that, I have made us, for a few hours at least, what most = of us=20 do not</P> <P>have and what we need so desperately - I have made us an extended = family,=20 one</P> <P>for all and all for one. A husband, a wife and some kids is not a = family;=20 it’s a terribly</P> <P>vulnerable survival unit. Now those of you who get married or are = married,=20 when you</P> <P>fight with your spouse, what each of you will be saying to the other = one=20 actually is,</P> <P>"You’re not enough people. You’re only one person. I = should=20 have hundreds of</P> <P>people around." </P> <P>I met a man and a wife in Nigeria - Ibos. They just had a new baby. = They had=20 a</P> <P>thousand relatives there in southern Nigeria, and they were going to = take=20 that baby</P> <P>around and visit all the other relatives. We should all have families = like=20 that. </P> <P>Now, you take Dan and Marilyn Quayle, who imagine themselves as a = brave,</P> <P>clean-cut little couple. They are surrounded by an enormous extended = family,=20 what</P> <P>we should all have - I mean judges, senators, newspaper editors, = lawyers,=20 bankers.</P> <P>They are not alone. And one reason they are so comfortable is that = they=20 are</P> <P>members of extended families, and I would really, over the long run, = hope=20 America</P> <P>would find some way to provide all of our citizens with extended = families - a=20 large</P> <P>group of people they could call on for help. </P> <P>Now, I’ve made us an extended family. Does our family have a = flag?=20 Well, you</P> <P>bet. It’s a big orange rectangle. Orange is a very good color = and maybe=20 the best</P> <P>one. It’s full of vitamin C and cheerful associations, if one = could=20 forget the troubles</P> <P>in Ireland. </P> <P>Now this gathering is a work of art. The teacher whose name I = mentioned when=20 we</P> <P>all remembered good teachers asked me one time, "What is it = artists=20 do?" And I</P> <P>mumbled something. "They do two things," he said. = "First, they=20 admit they can’t</P> <P>straighten out the whole universe. And then second, they make at = least one=20 little</P> <P>part of it exactly as it should be. A blob of clay, a square of = canvas, a=20 piece of</P> <P>paper, or whatever." We have all worked so hard and well to make = these=20 moments</P> <P>and this place exactly what it should be. </P> <P>As I have told you, I had a bad uncle named Dan, who said a male = can’t=20 be a man</P> <P>unless he’d gone to war. But I had a good uncle named Alex, who = said,=20 when life</P> <P>was most agreeable - and it could be just a pitcher of lemonade in = the shade=20 - he</P> <P>would say, "If this isn’t nice, what is?" So I say = that about=20 what we have achieved</P> <P>here right now. If he hadn’t said that so regularly, maybe five = or six=20 times a month,</P> <P>we might not have paused to notice how rewarding life can be = sometimes.=20 Perhaps</P> <P>my good uncle Alex will live on in some of you members of the = Syracuse Class=20 of</P> <P>1994 if, in the future, you will pause to say out loud every so = often,=20 "If this isn’t</P> <P>nice, what is?" </P> <P>Now, my time is up and I haven’t even inspired you with heroic = tales of=20 the past -</P> <P>Teddy Roosevelt’s cavalry charge up San Juan Hill, Desert Storm = - nor=20 given you</P> <P>visions of a glorious future - computer programs, interactive TV, the = information</P> <P>superhighway, speed the day. I spent too much time celebrating this = very=20 moment</P> <P>and place - once the future we dreamed of so long ago. This is it.=20 We’re here. How</P> <P>the heck did we do it? </P> <P>A neighbor of mine, I hired him - he was a handyman - to build and=20 "L" on my</P> <P>house where I could write. He did the whole damn thing - he built the = foundation,</P> <P>and then the side walls and the roof. He did it all by himself. And = when it=20 was all</P> <P>done, he stood back and he aid, "How the hell did I ever do = that?"=20 How the hell did</P> <P>we ever do this? We did it! And if this isn’t nice, what is? = </P> <P>I got a letter from a sappy woman a while back - she knew I was sappy = too,=20 which</P> <P>is to say a lifelong Democrat. She was pregnant, and she wanted to = know if=20 I</P> <P>thought it was a mistake to bring a little baby into a world as = troubled as=20 this one</P> <P>is. And I replied, what made being alive almost worthwhile for me was = the=20 saints I</P> <P>met. They could be almost anywhere. By saints I meant people who = behaved</P> <P>decently and honorably in societies which were so often obscene. = Perhaps=20 many</P> <P>of us here, regardless of our ages or power or wealth, can be saints = for her=20 child to</P> <P>meet. </P> <P>There was one thing I forgot to say, and I promised I would say, ant = that is,=20 "We</P> <P>love you. We really do." </P></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_000A_01BD3BCE.D842CC40--