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Marcy Bauman
Writing Program, University of Michigan-Dearborn
4901 Evergreen Rd, Dearborn, MI 48128
fax: 313-593-5552
http://www.umd.umich.edu/~marcyb
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 10:33:54 -0800 (PST)
From: Richard and Mary Smith <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Fwd: Humor: Remember When?
>From: GentryMAnn <[log in to unmask]>
>Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 05:38:11 EST
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>Subject: Fwd: Humor: Remember When?
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>> REMEMBER WHEN....
>>
>> A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV
>> FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW
>> A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN....
>> AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT.....
>>
>> AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
>> A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW
>> A CURSOR USED PROFANITY
>> A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO
>>
>> MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE
>> A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT
>> AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2' FLOPPY
>> YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT
>>
>> COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE
>> NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE
>> AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC
>> YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE
>>
>> LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE
>> HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
>> A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
>> AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE
>>
>> CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE
>> PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
>> A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
>> AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU
>>
>> MEG WAS THE NAME OF A GIRLFRIEND
>> AND GIG WAS SOMETHING YOU DID ON STAGE FOR MONEY
>> NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS
>> AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES
>>
>> I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
>> AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
>> I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH
>> BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD
>>
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