Hi MPShee, sounds like it could be me :-)) (in the beginning) now I`m = better,I just love that "puter-story". Have a nice sunday Sonia N dk NEVER GIVE UP -----Oprindelig meddelelse----- Fra: MPShee <[log in to unmask]> Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN = <[log in to unmask]> Dato: 1. marts 1998 03:06 Emne: Computer Humor >From time to time many of us have a bit of difficuly with our computers = and we >may even call customer support for help. Hopefully your conversation = will go >better than the one related below: > >Actual dialog of a FORMER wordperfect customer support employee. > > > > "No? Why not?" > > "Because there's a power outage." > > "A power -- A power outage?" Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do > you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer > came in?" > > "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." > > "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like = it > was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it > from." > > "Really? Is it that bad?" > > "Yes, I'm afraid it is." > > "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" > > "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!"