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Hi MPShee, sounds like it could be me :-))  (in the beginning) now I`m =
better,I just love that "puter-story".
Have a nice sunday
Sonia N
dk


  NEVER GIVE UP
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Fra: MPShee <[log in to unmask]>
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Dato: 1. marts 1998 03:06
Emne: Computer Humor


>From time to time many of us have a bit of difficuly with our computers =
and we
>may even call customer support for help.  Hopefully your conversation =
will go
>better than the one related below:
>
>Actual dialog of a FORMER wordperfect customer support employee.
>
>
>
> "No?  Why not?"
>
> "Because there's a power outage."
>
> "A power -- A power outage?"  Aha!  Okay, we've got it licked now.  Do
> you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer
> came in?"
>
> "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
>
> "Good!  Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like =
it
> was when you got it.  Then take it back to the store you bought it
> from."
>
> "Really?  Is it that bad?"
>
> "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>
> "Well, all right then, I suppose.  What do I tell them?"
>
> "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!"