When I first heard this joke I saw myself in the 'Son' role. These days I can relate to the father. ***************************** Son: How far out is Pluto, and how long does it take to circle the sun? Father: Hmmmmm; good question, well I think it's.......... no, it's........ . No, sorry can't help you with that one. Son: Dad, why did ancient egyption civilisation die out? Father: Hmmmmm; good question, well I think they.......... no, they........ . No, sorry can't help you with that one. Son: Dad, what's the difference beween the greenhouse efffect and the hole in the ozone layer? Father: Hmmmmm; good question, well I think it's.......... no, it's........ . No, sorry can't help you with that one either. Son: Dad, I hope you don't mind me asking you all these questions? Father: Of course not son, how else are you going to learn anything? Dennis. ************************************************** Dennis Greene 48/11 [log in to unmask] http://members.networx.net.au/~dennisg/ ************************************************** Dennis. ************************************************** Dennis Greene 48/11 [log in to unmask] http://members.networx.net.au/~dennisg/ **************************************************