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Just got this from a friend . . . nancy v > Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up > together at the > Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into > Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. > > St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the > ship that > crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." > > The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter > let him through the gate. > > St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY > need > all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the > question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" > > Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and > answered, "1,228." > > "That's right! You may enter." > > St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them." > >