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 > THE UNWANTED:
 >
 > A recently deceased woman is standing outside the Pearly Gates, being
 > greeted by St. Peter.
 >
 > She asks, "Oh, is this place I think it is?  It's so beautiful.
Did I
 > really make it to heaven?"
 >
 > To which St. Peter replys, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to
Heaven.
 > But you must do one more thing before you can enter."
> "What must I do to pass through the gates?", asks the lady.
 >
> "Nothing difficult, just spell a word", St. Peter replies.
> "What word?" she asks.
>
 > "Any word," answers St. Peter. "your  choice."
 >
> "Then the word I will spell is love," says the woman and she quickly
 > spells it in a confident manner, "L-O-V-E."
 >
 > St. Peter congratulates her on her correct answer and on having
made it
 > to Heaven.  Then he asks her if she would mind taking his place at
the
 > gates for a few minutes while he goes to the bathroom.
 >
 > "I'd be honored," she says, "but what should I do if someone comes
while
 > you are gone?"
 >
 > St. Peter reassures her that its not a problem and instructs her to
 > simply greet the newcomers and have them spell a word as she had
done.
 >
 > The lady is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the
graceful
 > angels soar around her, when lo and behold, a man approaches the
gates,
 > and she realizes it is her husband.
 >
 > "What happened to you?" she asks, "Why are you here?"
 >
 > Her husband replies, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I
was in
 > an accident.  And now I am here.  Did I really make it to Heaven?"
 >
 > The woman replies, "Not yet. You must spell a word first" .
 >
 > "What word?" he asks.
 >
 > "Czechoslovakia." she replies.


Best Regards  :)))

Layla Arden

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