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Barbara Mallut wrote: > > Bill Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was > walking through Washington looking for any kind of guidance > > He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says, > "George, you were always wise, what should I do?" Low and behold, > a voice comes down from above and says, "Abolish the IRS and > start over." > > Clinton, amazed that he is talking to the past President, thinks he'll > try it again. He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the > same request. "Thomas, you never had these kind of problems, what > can I do to rally people behind me?" Again a voice from above answers, > "Welfare, it's not working, abolish it, start over." > > After hearing this, Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to all the > historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln Memorial. > > "Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence in me, and they > no longer trust me. What should I do?" After a substantial pause Abe > responds.... > > "Take the day off. Go to the theater." > > (ASIDE: To those not familiar with American history, President Lincoln was > assinated while viewing a play at Ford's Theater in Washington, in 1865) <and > of course I don't advocate assination of ANYONE!> (but I think it IS a funny > joke!) > > Barb Mallut DEAR BARB - THANKS FOR THE HUMOR - SAD YOU HAD TO APPEND THE HISTORY LESSON - LUV TM ( ;=D > [log in to unmask]