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The following letter-to-the-editor appeared in our local paper.
"Dear sir.
Washington, D.C. Senators, William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of
Hawaii, recently sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church
bells to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. table-tennis team,
after its triumphant tour of Communist China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the U.S.Senate out of passing the
Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill."