< VIRUS ALERT!
If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes", delete
it immediately WITHOUT reading it.
This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
scramble any disks that are even close to
your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's
coolness setting so all your ice cream gets
melted. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit
cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR and
use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to
play.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank.
It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the
coffee table when there's company coming
over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your
good suit and hide your car keys when you
are late for work. Badtimes will make you fall in love with
a penguin. It will give you nightmares
about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your petrol tank
and shave off both your eyebrows while
dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
billing the dinner and hotel room to your
Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she
is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it
reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold
most dear.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't
find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave
libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice!
It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous
and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting
shade of mauve.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the
toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
Methamphetamine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
on the stove while it goes out to
chase High School kids with your new snowblower.
These are just a few of the signs... Be very careful !!! >>
This was a spoof no such virus (that we know about).
Denny
