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Good morning Arth. dk-time 5.30 am. I heard a nice store some days ago, here it comes, hope I remember it = right: A Dane and An American farmer was sitting getting a bear (carlsberg) and = was talking about how many acres land hat to there farm. The Dane said - oh I have about 100 acres, ohhh the American said : If = I start this morning and end up tomrrow evening, I`ll have been around = my land. The Dane looked at him and said. OH WELL I hav an OLD care too. Have a nice day Sonia -----Oprindelig meddelelse----- Fra: Arthur Hirsch <[log in to unmask]> Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN = <[log in to unmask]> Dato: 27. marts 1998 03:09 Emne: Non-PD Humor: A Texan in Australia >It seems as though the preponderance of my recent posts have been = directed >primarily to North America. Perhaps I can make up for it: > >A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an >Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat = field >and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice = as >large." > >Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off >his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns = that >are at least twice as large as your cows." > >The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd = of >kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" > >The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any >grasshoppers in Texas?" > >Arthur Hirsch [] [log in to unmask] [] Lewisville, TX > ____________________________________________ > > Always Remember This: > Happiness Is Right, So Choose Happiness > ____________________________________________