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Hi Art & Sonia; It seems this joke has made the rounds. When I heard it in Alberta years ago the Texan was comparing notes with an old Ukranian farmer in Alberta (those red necks in Alberta luv to poke fun at the Ukranians) Anyway it seems the Ukr. had a coupla sections of land. (640 acres x 2) The Texan said "Well my spread's real big, why I can git in mah pick-up truck & drive in a straight line from sunup to sundown and not make it to my line fence son!" "Y'all git the picture?" to which the Ukranian replied "Yeah sure, I think I know just whatcher talkin' about. I had me one of them Dodge Trucks once too!!!" > Good morning Arth. > dk-time 5.30 am. > I heard a nice store some days ago, here it comes, hope I remember it right: > A Dane and An American farmer was sitting getting a bear (carlsberg) and was talking about how many acres land hat to there farm. > The Dane said - oh I have about 100 acres, ohhh the American said : If I start this morning and end up tomrrow evening, I`ll have been around my land. The Dane looked at him and said. > OH WELL I hav an OLD care too. > > Have a nice day > > Sonia > -----Oprindelig meddelelse----- > Fra: Arthur Hirsch <[log in to unmask]> > Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> > Dato: 27. marts 1998 03:09 > Emne: Non-PD Humor: A Texan in Australia > > > >It seems as though the preponderance of my recent posts have been directed > >primarily to North America. Perhaps I can make up for it: > > > >A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an > >Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field > >and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as > >large." > > > >Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off > >his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that > >are at least twice as large as your cows." > > > >The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of > >kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" > > > >The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any > >grasshoppers in Texas?" > > > >Arthur Hirsch [] [log in to unmask] [] Lewisville, TX > > ____________________________________________ > > > > Always Remember This: > > Happiness Is Right, So Choose Happiness > > ____________________________________________ > Good Texan jokes never die..................Murray . [log in to unmask]