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> >>LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE....  (Say them out loud to get the full effect.)
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> >>1.  Ai Bang Mai Ne         I bumped into the coffee table
> >>2.  Ar U Wun Tu            A gay liberation greeting
> >>3.  Chin Tu Fat              You need a face lift
> >>4.  Dum Gai                  A stupid person
> >>5.  Gun Pao Der            An ancient Chinese invention
> >>6.  Hu Flung Dung         Which one of you fertilized the field?
> >>7.  Hu Yu Hai Ding        We have reason to believe you are harboring a
> >>fugitive
> >>8. Jan Ne Ka Sun          A former late night talk show host
> >>9. Kum Hia                   Approach me
> >>10. Lao Ze Sho             Gilligan's Island
> >>11. Lao Zi                     Not very good
> >>12. Lin Ching                An illegal execution
> >>13.  Moon Lan Ding       A great achievement of the American space
program
> >>14.  Ne Ahn                  A lighting fixture used in advertising
signs
> >>15.  Shai Gai                A bashful person
> >>16.  Tai Ne Bae Be        A premature infant
> >>17. Tai Ne Po Ne           A small horse
> >>18. Ten Ding Ba            Serving drinks to people
> >>19.  Wan Bum Lung       A person with T.B.
> >>20.  Yu Mai Te Tan        Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
> >>21.  Wa Shing Kah         Cleaning an automobile
> >>22.  Wai So Dim            Are you trying to save electricity?
> >>23.  Wai U Shao Ting     There is no reason to raise your voice
> >>24.  Si-Ling Fan             A device to keep you cool