> > > >>LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE.... (Say them out loud to get the full effect.) > >> > >>1. Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table > >>2. Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting > >>3. Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift > >>4. Dum Gai A stupid person > >>5. Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention > >>6. Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field? > >>7. Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a > >>fugitive > >>8. Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host > >>9. Kum Hia Approach me > >>10. Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island > >>11. Lao Zi Not very good > >>12. Lin Ching An illegal execution > >>13. Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program > >>14. Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs > >>15. Shai Gai A bashful person > >>16. Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant > >>17. Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse > >>18. Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people > >>19. Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B. > >>20. Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you > >>21. Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile > >>22. Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity? > >>23. Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice > >>24. Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool