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This reminds me of a true story my husband tell about. He was stationed in the Navy in Guam. A Texan made him a bet that there was nothing in Montana that Texas didn't have better and bigger. Don won the bet. Texas doesn't have any glaciers!! Nancy B cg forDon 64/14 -----Original Message----- From: Arthur Hirsch <[log in to unmask]> To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> Date: Thursday, March 26, 1998 7:09 PM Subject: Non-PD Humor: A Texan in Australia >It seems as though the preponderance of my recent posts have been directed >primarily to North America. Perhaps I can make up for it: > >A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an >Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field >and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as >large." > >Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off >his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that >are at least twice as large as your cows." > >The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of >kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" > >The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any >grasshoppers in Texas?" > >Arthur Hirsch [] [log in to unmask] [] Lewisville, TX > ____________________________________________ > > Always Remember This: > Happiness Is Right, So Choose Happiness > ____________________________________________ >