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At 06:20 PM 3/28/98 -0300, Joao Paulo Carvalho wrote: >To close this weekend dear friends : :-) >------------- >Rent For Apartment > >A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night >with >him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her >that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his >secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment >"RENT FOR APARTMENT." > >On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that >the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a > >check for $250 and enclosed a note: > >Dear Madam: > >Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. >I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the >apartment I was under the impression that: > > (1) it had never been occupied; > (2) that there was plenty of heat; > (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at > home . . . > >Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, >that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. > >Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for >$250 >with the following note: > >Dear Sir, > >First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment >to >remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it >if >you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is >indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill >it, please don't blame the landlord. >----------------------------------------------------------------- > >Cheers, > +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + > | [log in to unmask] | > +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+ joaco i am not a prude but i do not go in for that kind of humor. as i raised 2 daughters joke i like is mine as bad a girl i know had an animal baby it had a deer face and a bear bottom may not so funny I.Y.Q.