OHMAGOD!!! <dying laughing> That is SOOOOOOOO funny, Bob!
Barb Mallut
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From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of MR ROBERT A MARTONE
Sent: Friday, April 03, 1998 6:46 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
Subject: Humor - feels like the PD population
-- [ From: Bob Martone * EMC.Ver #2.5.3 ] --
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DEGREE MAKES
For those scientifically inclined. To convert Celcius to Fahrenheit
C x 9/5 + 32. Or Fahrenheit to Celcius = F - 32 x 5/9
For those humor inclined, have fun :)
C F
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15 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
10 50 Miami residents turn on the heat.
4 45 New Hampshire residents go to outdoor concerts.
2 40 You can see your breath; Californians shiver
uncontrollably;Minnesotans go swimming.
1.5 35 Italian cars don't start.
0.5 33 Swedes celebrate summer and hit the beaches topless
0 32 Water freezes
-1 30 You plan your vacation to Australia.
-4 25 Ohio water freezes; Californians weep pitiably; Minnesotans
eat ice cream; Canadians go swimming.
-6 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City
water freezes; Miami residents plan vacation further south.
-10 15 French cars don't start; Cat insists on sleeping in your
bed with you.
-12 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.
-15 5 American cars don't start.
-18 0 Alaskans put on T-Shirts.
-23 -10 German cars don't start; Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-26 -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo;
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects;
Miami residents cease to exist.
-29 -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you; Politicians
actually do something about the homeless; Minnesotans shovel
snow off roof; Japanese cars don't start.
-32 -25 Too cold to think; You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.
-34 -30 You plan a two week hot bath; Swedish cars don't start.
-38 -38 Californians disappear; Minnesotans button top button;
Canadians put on sweaters; Scientests around the world
celebrate
sincee Fahrenheit and Celcius thermometers finally match.
-45 -50 Congressional hot air freezes; Alaskans close the bathroom
window.
You car helps you plan your trip south (Or North if you love
in the Southern Hemnisphere)
-62 -80 Hell freezes over; Polar bears move south;
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-67 -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-68 -91 Life ceases.
