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This is a subtle, squeaky clean joke. Hope it brings you a smile. Mary ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------ >>A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse >>and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks >>him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good >>meal in several days." >> >>The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods >>for people. >>I've never given anything away for nothing. >>However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint >>and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch in the back of the >>house, I will give you a good meal." >> >>So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. >>The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down The cook will >>bring your meal right in." >> >>The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I >>think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."