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>> The "Titanic full of Presidents" - >>
>> Presidents Ford, Reagan, Carter, Nixon
>> and Clinton were on a ship that hit an iceberg. >> >
>> Ford screamed, "What should we do?"
>> Reagan said, "Man the lifeboats."
>> Carter said, "Women and children first."
>> Nixon said, "Screw the women and children." >> >
>> Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?"