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In a message dated 98-04-10 12:44:55 EDT, [log in to unmask] writes:
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> >>THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE
> >>
> >>A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
> >>from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
> to
> >>play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
> >>declines and rolls over to the window to catach a few winks.
> >>
> >>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
> >>of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
> >>answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines
> and tries
> >>to get some sleep.
> >>
> >>The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
> >>answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
> >>$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
> match.
> >>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
> >>end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
> >>
> >>The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
> >earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
> purse,
> >>pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
> >>
> >>Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a
> >hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at
> her
> >>with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all
> his
> >>references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
> >>Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
> his
> >>coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
> >>
> >>After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde
> >>politely takes the $50, and turns away to get back to sleep. The
> >>lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
> "Well, so
> >>what IS the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her
> purse,
> >>hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
>
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Subject: Fw: A Blondes Revenge
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>>THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE
>>
>>A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight
>>from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like
to
>>play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
>>declines and rolls over to the window to catach a few winks.
>>
>>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
>>of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
>>answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines
and tries
>>to get some sleep.
>>
>>The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
>>answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
>>$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
match.
>>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
>>end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>>
>>The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
>earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
purse,
>>pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
>>
>>Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a
>hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at
her
>>with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his
>>references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
>>Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all
his
>>coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.
>>
>>After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde
>>politely takes the $50, and turns away to get back to sleep. The
>>lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, so
>>what IS the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her
purse,
>>hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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