You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When. . . . . . . .enjoy . . . .
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You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Cocaine is a downer.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's
not plugged in.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity
in a coffee can.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
