I hope all had a happy Easter....and hope you enjoy these proofs :
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until the age of
33
3. He was sure his mother was a
virgin, and
his mother was sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO
RICAN:
1.His first name was Jesus
2.He was always in trouble with the
law
3.His mother did not know who his
father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS
CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion
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Cheers,
+----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ +
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+--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+
