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>> >>A man goes to a restaurant. The waiter comes over to take his order. He >>asks, "What's that man over there eating?". >> >>The waiter says, "That gentleman is having today's special - 'Beef Tongue'." >> >>The man replies, "I couldn't eat anything that comes out of a cow's mouth. >> Give me a couple of eggs." >> >>vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv >>A Texan wanted to go ice-fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and >>finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the >>nearest frozen lake in Colorado. After positioning his comfy foot-stool, he >>started to make a circular cut in the ice. >> >>Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE >>ICE!" Startled, the Texan moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of >>cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the >>voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" >> >>The Texan, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, >>sat up his stool, and tried again to cut his hole. The voice came once >>more: >>"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" >> >>He stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you LORD?" >> >>The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-skating Arena Manager!" >>