Hey youse guys... with all this talk about her LEGS, we're overlooking the most IMPORTANT part of the essence of Xena. YOU all know what THAT is, don't ya? Huh? HUH??? It's her NAME!! Just how DOES one spell her name, anyway? <grin> Is it Zena or Xena? Maybe Tzena??? Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] ---------- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of John Morey Sent: Tuesday, April 14, 1998 5:05 AM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Re: Non PD/ Xenaphobic? >> XENA??? YUCK!!!!!!! I ain't no XENA going 'round in that >> totally tasteless pseudo-Roman-warrior costumes ...... >>... AND, I've got better lookin' legs than XENA! > >That's not saying much Barb. Just about everyone has got better >looking legs than Xena. Just because Zena takes steroids in excessive amounts (how do I know this, you ask; I saw the front loader drop off her weekly supply-took two trips!), there is no reason to be catty! I'll bet that if the wolf that fed Romulus and Remus knew that the Roman soldiers would turn out to be so stupid, the wolf would have had those two for lunch! But I do like to watch the show; I love historically accurate films that depict life in simpler times. Times when men were men (except for Zena), and the sheep were scared. Peace, John