This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_893156567_boundary Content-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII In a message dated 98-04-16 20:54:20 EDT, [log in to unmask] writes: > > > > On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a > > > > blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she > > > > move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The > > > > blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York > > > > and I'm not moving." > > > > > > > > Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked > > > > the copilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman > > > > asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, > > > > the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New > > > > York and I'm not moving." The copilot returned to the cockpit and > > > > asked the captain what should he do. > > > > > > > > The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to > > > > handle this." > > > > > > > > He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's > > > > ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section > > > > mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" > > > > > > > > Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he > > > > said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He > > > > said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New > > > > York." > --part0_893156567_boundary Content-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]> Received: from rly-za02.mx.aol.com (rly-za02.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.98]) by air-za05.mail.aol.com (v42.1) with SMTP; Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:54:20 -0400 Received: from x4.boston.juno.com (x4.boston.juno.com [205.231.101.22]) by rly-za02.mx.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id UAA05960; Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:54:19 -0400 (EDT) From: [log in to unmask] Received: (from [log in to unmask]) by x4.boston.juno.com (queuemail) id UmW00430; Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:52:31 EDT To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] Subject: Fwd: joke Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> X-Mailer: Juno 1.38 X-Juno-Line-Breaks: 0-25 Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:52:31 EDT Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit > > On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a > > > blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she > > > move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The > > > blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York > > > and I'm not moving." > > > > > > Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked > > > the copilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman > > > asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, > > > the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New > > > York and I'm not moving." The copilot returned to the cockpit and > > > asked the captain what should he do. > > > > > > The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to > > > handle this." > > > > > > He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's > > > ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section > > > mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" > > > > > > Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he > > > said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He > > > said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New > > > York." --------- End forwarded message ---------- _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] --part0_893156567_boundary--