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THE TOP SIX REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE: >> >>6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. >> >>5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. >> >>4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for >>future reference. >> >>3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is >>incomprehensible to everyone else. >> >>2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If >>you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". >> >>AND, THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE: >> >>1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending >>half of your paycheck on accessories for it! ****************************************************************************** ******************** I hope you haven't seen this before. It's sort of funny, but obviously was written by a man. Can any of our female humorists come up with THE TOP SIX ( or even one or two) REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE.? Mary