MPShee wrote: > > In a message dated 98-04-25 18:18:41 EDT, you write: > > << > There must be *at least* 6 reasons that computers are male-- here's a start: > ********* > 1. They use a lot of COMMANDS, and never ask for directions ! >> > ****************************************************************************** > ****************** > Camilla, That's a great start. How about these? > > 2. They use strange phrases like "programmable interrupt controller" and "bus > master IDE controller" instead of calling them by their proper names, > "doohickeys' and "whatchamacallits" > > 3. A woman would never call something solid a "floppy" disk. Women KNOW the > meaning of "floppy". It has to do with the flesh under your arms, your inner > thighs and what happens when you you take your bra off. > > Mary > ****************************************************************************** > ******************* 4. the have speakers, but no ears.